First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!