Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...