Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...