A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...