Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....