Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...