America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...