The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...