Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...