Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...