Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...