Ashamed
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...