The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.