Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...