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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
A woman’s dictionary
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More Wonderments!
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Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Emacs acronyms
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Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...