Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...