Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...