Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...