Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...