A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...