The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!