Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...