Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...