Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...