What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...