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One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
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One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
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Stupid Insults 14/31
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A Short History of Medicine
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How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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