Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...