A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
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