Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...