Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...