Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...