Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...