I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...