Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish