How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...