Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...