So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...