I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...