yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...