Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...