The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...