What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...