Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Hoop Earrings
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Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
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What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
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In the closet.
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CROSSING THE STREET
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Lawnmower
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Why it’s great to be a man!
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