I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...