Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...