Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...