Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....