How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...