What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!