What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
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Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Giving sad news to a troop
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Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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Some possible computer bumper stickers
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My wife is beating me
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What’s the Arkansas state motto?
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tarantula with a rose?
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Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!