Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...