Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...