Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...